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Balloon Bridge

A bridge that finally made it off the drawing board

Balloon Bridge thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Flood: A river too big for its bridges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon. - Winnie the Pooh

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

Words build bridges into unexplored regions. - Adolf Hitler

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Bridge Partner: A person who is undesirable if he has a one-trick mind. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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