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Becoming A Cop

Career decision made with lots of dough in mind

Becoming A Cop thanks to Jim Serritella

The moment that Little Johnny made his big decision

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Should not a career be something splendid, wonderful, spectacular or, at the very least, something varied and exciting? - Lucy Maud Montgomery

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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