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Becoming A Cop

Career decision made with lots of dough in mind

Becoming A Cop thanks to Jim Serritella

The moment that Little Johnny made his big decision

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But first, donuts. - Unknown

You had me at donut. - Unknown

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5. - Unknown

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

My breasts have a career of their own. Theirs is going better. - Jennifer L Hewitt

Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Should not a career be something splendid, wonderful, spectacular or, at the very least, something varied and exciting? - Lucy Maud Montgomery

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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