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Becoming A Cop

Career decision made with lots of dough in mind

Becoming A Cop thanks to Jim Serritella

The moment that Little Johnny made his big decision

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But first, donuts. - Unknown

You had me at donut. - Unknown

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5. - Unknown

Death is very often referred to as a good career move. - Buddy Holly

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. - C S Lewis

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh


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