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Been Sleeping In The Sun

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Been Sleeping In The Sun thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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