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Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

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If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Integrity is not something you show others. It is how you behave behind their back. - Unknown

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

We are 50 or 100 years behind the advanced countries. We must make good this distance in ten years. - Josef Stalin

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." - Home Simpson

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars. - Judy Sheindlin

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde


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