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Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

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Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

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He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

Oh the things you can find, if you don't stay behind! - Dr. Seuss

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Integrity is not something you show others. It is how you behave behind their back. - Unknown

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

What lies behind you and what lies before you pales in comparison to what lies within you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

In the silence behind what can be heard lies the answers we have been searching for for so long. - Andreas Fransson

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

We are 50 or 100 years behind the advanced countries. We must make good this distance in ten years. - Josef Stalin

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There's three sides to every story. There's your story, there's my story, and there's the real story. - Ben Spurlock

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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