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Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

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If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Integrity is not something you show others. It is how you behave behind their back. - Unknown

In the silence behind what can be heard lies the answers we have been searching for for so long. - Andreas Fransson

We are 50 or 100 years behind the advanced countries. We must make good this distance in ten years. - Josef Stalin

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

There's three sides to every story. There's your story, there's my story, and there's the real story. - Ben Spurlock

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars. - Judy Sheindlin

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel. - Warsan Shire

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde


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