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Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Oh the things you can find, if you don't stay behind! - Dr. Seuss

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

What lies behind you and what lies before you pales in comparison to what lies within you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We estimate - and this isn't an estimation - that Greta Waitz is eighty seconds behind. - David Coleman

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

In the silence behind what can be heard lies the answers we have been searching for for so long. - Andreas Fransson

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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