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Behind every setback is an opportunity. - Unknown

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind. - C S Lewis

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Integrity is not something you show others. It is how you behave behind their back. - Unknown

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." - Home Simpson

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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