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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

All would live long, but none would be old. - Benjamin Franklin

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige

It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

That letter's too old! What I mean to say - it's subspired. - Archie Bunker

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

You're not old until it takes you longer to rest up than it does to get tired. - Phog Allen

Old robots are becoming more human, and young humans are becoming more like robots. - Lorin Morgan-Richards

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from old ones. - John Maynard Keynes

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

You're only as old as you feel is a refrain one hears enough that it must have some truth to it, though your oncologist might disagree. - Edward Hoagland


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