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It's a funny old world. - Margaret Thatcher

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Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

Off with the old and on with the new. - Unknown

Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

All would live long, but none would be old. - Benjamin Franklin

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Only from the entirely old can the entirely new be born. - Bela Bartok

No one is so old as to think he cannot live one more year. - Cicero

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. - Franklin P Adams

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new. - Henry David Thoreau

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Withdraw into yourself, perceive there a silence as old as being, even older. - Emil Cioran

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old. - American Proverb

We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis

Old age takes away what we've inherited and gives us what we've earned. - Gerald Brenan

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

An old timer is one who remembers when we counted our blessings instead of our calories. - Unknown

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

When you're workin' with invalids there, especially a lotta kinda decrapid old people. - Archie Bunker

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

If you young fellows were wise, the devil couldn't do anything to you, but since you aren't wise, you need us who are old. - Martin Luther

They just wanna get rid of us old guys over 50 that's all, and put us out to pasture. Well I ain't ready to be pasteurized! - Archie Bunker

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro