Best Kind Of Antique

One is never too old to yearn. - Italian Proverb

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All new news is old news happening to new people. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

You are never too old to be what you might have been. - George Eliot

Only from the entirely old can the entirely new be born. - Bela Bartok

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

An old man looks permanent, as if he had been born an old man. - H E Bates

That letter's too old! What I mean to say - it's subspired. - Archie Bunker

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. - Franklin P Adams

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

The essence of age is intellect. Wherever that appears, we call it old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

A two-year old is kind of like a blender, but you don't have any top for it. - Jerry Seinfeld

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

When you're workin' with invalids there, especially a lotta kinda decrapid old people. - Archie Bunker

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

The only thing that has ever made me feel old is those few times where I allow myself to be predictable. - Carlos Santana

They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast! - Dr. Seuss

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. - George Burns

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson