QuotaBillsOld age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir
The ball doesn't know how old I am. - Martina Navratilova
Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes
Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot
Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson
It is not how old you are, but how you are old. - Jules Renard
A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand
You are never too old to be what you might have been. - George Eliot
A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge
Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman
Only from the entirely old can the entirely new be born. - Bela Bartok
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb
A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns
Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell
To select well among old things, is almost equal to inventing new ones. - Nicholas Charles Trublet
A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon
Though many people regret growing old, it's a privilege denied to many. - Unknown
When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race
Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new. - Henry David Thoreau
Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell
As soon as people are old enough to know better, they don't know anything at all. - Oscar Wilde
More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown
Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it. - Ogden Nash
There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. - John Cage
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert
Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice
People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon
In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn
Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian
Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum
I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller