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Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

The ball doesn't know how old I am. - Martina Navratilova

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson

It is not how old you are, but how you are old. - Jules Renard

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

You are never too old to be what you might have been. - George Eliot

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Only from the entirely old can the entirely new be born. - Bela Bartok

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell

To select well among old things, is almost equal to inventing new ones. - Nicholas Charles Trublet

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

Though many people regret growing old, it's a privilege denied to many. - Unknown

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new. - Henry David Thoreau

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

As soon as people are old enough to know better, they don't know anything at all. - Oscar Wilde

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it. - Ogden Nash

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. - John Cage

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller


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