Best Kind Of Antique

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. - Robert Browning

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible. - Irene M Selznick

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

I plan on growing old much later in life, or maybe not at all. - Patty Carey

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old. - American Proverb

We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis

I'm 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know? - Barry Cryer

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it. - Ogden Nash

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. - Dee Hock

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Young people tell what they are doing, old people what they have done, and fools what they wish to do. - French Proverb

They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast! - Dr. Seuss

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

You're only as old as you feel is a refrain one hears enough that it must have some truth to it, though your oncologist might disagree. - Edward Hoagland