Best Kind Of Antique

It's a funny old world. - Margaret Thatcher

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

The ball doesn't know how old I am. - Martina Navratilova

It is sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom. - Ruth Gordon

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. - Jonathan Swift

No one is so old as to think he cannot live one more year. - Cicero

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

I have the body of an eighteen-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

To select well among old things, is almost equal to inventing new ones. - Nicholas Charles Trublet

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

We shall return to proven ways - not because they are old, but because they are true. - Barry Goldwater

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

When we grow old, there can only be one regret: not to have given enough of ourselves. - Eleonora Duse

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger