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It's a funny old world. - Margaret Thatcher

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. - Jonathan Swift

No one is so old as to think he cannot live one more year. - Cicero

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Why should anybody be interested in some old man who was a failure? - Ernest Hemingway

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he's too old for it. - Unknown

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened by old ones. - John Cage

When you're workin' with invalids there, especially a lotta kinda decrapid old people. - Archie Bunker

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Acting childish seems to come naturally, but acting like an adult, no matter how old we are, just doesn't come easy to us. - Lily Tomlin

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker


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