Best Manhole Cover
This one's Just Grate!
Why are manhole covers typically round?
Manhole covers are round because manholes are round. Would Equal Rights people call this a Personhole Cover?
QuotaBillsEngineering with fabric. - Jean Muir
Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey
The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost
The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick
Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius
I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray
The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin
Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado
To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens
All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers
Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman
Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown
The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk
Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn
When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele
One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol
Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac
The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees
How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias
Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown
When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom
They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump
Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli
When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone
To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown
Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown