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Better Start In Life

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Better Start In Life thanks to Mike King

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Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

The greater part of life is sunshine. - Thomas Jefferson

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead. - Will Rogers

Hipness is not a state of mind, It's a fact of life. - Cannonball Adderley

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

maturity is achieved when a person accepts life as full of tension. - Joshua L. Liebman

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

It's not the days in your life, but the life in your days that counts. - Brian White

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it. - Ellen Glasgow

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

Make your life a masterpiece; imagine no limitations on what you can be, have or do. - Brian Tracy

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

If there's at least one person you've helped in life, then your life has been worthwhile. - L. Sydney Abel

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Everyone has the potential to live a fulfilling life. The difference lies in how we look at things. - Vishal Pandey

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage. - Benjamin Disraeli

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott


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