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Better Start In Life

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Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. - Shirley Conran

There are no regrets in life, just lessons. - Jennifer Aniston

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Life's joys are only joys if they can be shared. - Ravi Zacharias

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive. - Ellen DeGeneres

If you deny yourself commitment, what can you do with your life? - Harvey Fierstein

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

There is no role in life that is more essential than that of motherhood. - M Russell Ballar

If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. - Oscar Wilde

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

Even though we did not author creation, we wish to author morality and take the reins of life. - Ravi Zacharias

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them; and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. - Juliana Hatfield

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen


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