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Better Start In Life

How soon is too soon to start baby on soda pop?

Better Start In Life thanks to Mike King

Do yourself and your Doctor a flavor favor

American Soda Pop Board guarantees lifetime of happiness

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Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Life is 10% what happens and 90% of how you react to it. - Charles Swindoll

Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. - Grandma Defries

Don't take life too seriously; it's not permanent. - Unknown

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets. - D.H. Lawrence

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism and faulty eyesight. - Helen Rowland

People go forward in life. Bitterness and grudges and resentments only poison it. - David Furnish

The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away. - Pablo Picasso

All the great opportunities of life are opportunities of today and not of tomorrow. - Clarence E Macartney

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. - Anais Nin

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus


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