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Better Start In Life

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Better Start In Life thanks to Mike King

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Life is not accumulation; it is about contribution. - Stephen Covey

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Life's joys are only joys if they can be shared. - Ravi Zacharias

I'd rather give my life than be afraid to give it. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

Life was not meant to be easy, but take courage: it can be delightful. - George Bernard Shaw

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Beautiful things happen in your life when you distance yourself from all the negative things. - Unknown

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

Challenges should not be seen as obstacles but rather as opportunities for acquiring new experiences in life. - Unknown

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. - Al Franken

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about, and prioritizing your life around the most important things. - Stephen Covey


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