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Big Foot Returns to The Screen

A Canadian actor never flat-footed for a photo op

Big Foot Returns to The Screen thanks to Keith Blake

Jim Carey at the pre-Oscar viewing

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One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The only thing Cy Young didn't win was the Cy Young Award. - Joe Torre

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

I really wanted the MTV Award the most, It was a golden popcorn container and it looks really neat. - Kirsten Dunst

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so. - Doris Lessing

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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