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Big Foot Returns to The Screen

A Canadian actor never flat-footed for a photo op

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Jim Carey at the pre-Oscar viewing

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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

The virtue lies in the struggle, not in the prize. - Richard Monckton Milnes

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect. - Oscar Wilde

The only thing Cy Young didn't win was the Cy Young Award. - Joe Torre

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks. - Samuel Johnson

Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so. - Doris Lessing

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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