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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

The virtue lies in the struggle, not in the prize. - Richard Monckton Milnes

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

The only thing Cy Young didn't win was the Cy Young Award. - Joe Torre

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

X-Factor: 1. Anything that is unexpected; 2. As in Sudoku at suJoku.com - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

If you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. - Nicolas Cage

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks. - Samuel Johnson

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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