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Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. - Augustine

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner


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