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I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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