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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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