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Black Sheep Friday

Black Friday Doorbusters - lowest prices and best deals abound

Black Sheep Friday thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Let the Midnight Madness Black Friday sales begin!

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday - Archie Bunker

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is the resurrection that makes Good Friday good. - Ravi Zacharias

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it. - Noel Coward

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. - Unknown

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner


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