Black Sheep Friday

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday - Archie Bunker

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it. - Noel Coward

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner