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Black Sheep Friday

Black Friday Doorbusters - lowest prices and best deals abound

Black Sheep Friday thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Let the Midnight Madness Black Friday sales begin!

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Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday - Archie Bunker

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is the resurrection that makes Good Friday good. - Ravi Zacharias

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it. - Noel Coward

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner


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