Black Sheep Friday
Black Friday Doorbusters - lowest prices and best deals abound
Let the Midnight Madness Black Friday sales begin!
QuotaBillsNever trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles
Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb
Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein
Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. - Unknown
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd
Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com