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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." - Claude Pepper


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