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Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Inflation Index: A rise in the price of playing cards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

One of the best ways to expand his horizon is through a regular reading program. - John F Kennedy

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

iWhiner: A person who cries because after they bought a piece of technology, the price drops - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance. - Atwood H Townsend

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger


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