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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Life's like a novel with the end ripped out. - Rascal Flatts

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Book Review: A brief but informative essay that spares readers the ordeal of digesting an actual book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin


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