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The price of purity is purists. - Calvin Trillin

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Tact is after all a kind of mind-reading. - Sarah Orne Jewett

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Reading can seriously damage your ignorance. - Unknown

I see the poem or the novel ending with an open door. - Michael Ondaatje

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

When all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love. - E A Bucchianeri

The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less. - Eldridge Cleaver

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. - C S Lewis

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. - Mark Twain

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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