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How much money is enough? - Talmud

Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

The price of greatness is responsibility. - Winston Churchill

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot. - J.D. Salinger

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

Life's like a novel with the end ripped out. - Rascal Flatts

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read. - Unknown

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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