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When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less. - Eldridge Cleaver

In every first novel the hero is the author as Christ or Faust. - Oscar Wilde

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

Book Review: A brief but informative essay that spares readers the ordeal of digesting an actual book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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