Book Complaints

God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot. - J.D. Salinger

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

I value all things only by the price they shall gain in eternity. - John Wesley

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once. - C S Lewis

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

The best thing in the famous novels at present is that one does not need to read them; one knows them already. - Henry David Thoreau

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek