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BoreRing Person

Craving attention in all the wrong faces

BoreRing Person thanks to Mike King

Body artforms with built-in breathing holes

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Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. - Thomas Browne

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

Contentment, like a flawless diamond, is a valuable and scarce commodity. - Dennis Rainey

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole


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