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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker

Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. - Thomas Browne

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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