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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better. - Steve Jobs

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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