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Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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