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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively. - Sean Hannity

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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