Brain Logic

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

Logic works, metaphysics contemplates. - Joseph Joubert

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it's empty. - African Proverb

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman