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Brazil Banisters

Safety rails not to be bypassed

Brazil Banisters thanks to Roy Turkington

Brazil - where banister overtakers are frowned upon

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In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong


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