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Breathe in the Ocean

Signs of stress in surrounding waters

Breathe in the Ocean thanks to Malachi Defries

Be careful how and where you take every breath

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Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

If you don't become the ocean you'll be seasick every day. - Leonard Cohen

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Savor life: don't just breathe it in; exhale the moment to intake the next. - K C Rhoads

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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