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Breathe in the Ocean

Signs of stress in surrounding waters

Breathe in the Ocean thanks to Malachi Defries

Be careful how and where you take every breath

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Only when I breathe. - Jack Nicholson

Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

When the need to succeed is as bad as the need to breathe, then you'll be successful. - Eric Thomas

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

A man who has to be convinced to act before he acts is not a man of action. You must act as you breathe. - Georges Clemenceau

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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