QuotaBillsBeer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams
The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde
It's easy to make your choice when all the cards are on the table. - Barry Bennett
The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright
I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse
Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer
It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms
May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster
You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak