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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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