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Fruit art in Thailand

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Some would rather sculpt it than eat it

Turning fruit into religion
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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Beyond meditation there is the experience of now. - Ryan Parenti

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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