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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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