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Burger Purity

Clowning around with hamburger health

Burger Purity thanks to Keith Blake

Speaking out against the use of horse meat

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Full-dinner Pail - William McKinley

Meat: Grass once removed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Pro Bozo Publico: Support your local clown - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

Soviet: What Russians say when they finish dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. - Groucho Marx

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Sandwich: An unsuccessful attempt to make both ends meat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker


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