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Burger Purity

Clowning around with hamburger health

Burger Purity thanks to Keith Blake

Speaking out against the use of horse meat

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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

The price of purity is purists. - Calvin Trillin

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? - Goodfellas

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

Entertain a clown and you become part of the circus. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

What's the matter? You look like you just saw a clown. - Dean Winchester

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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