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Hear the meaning within the word. - William Shakespeare

Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

'Therefore' is a word the poet must not know. - Andre Gide

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

Virus: a Latin word used by doctors to mean, "Your guess is as good as mine." - Unknown

The educated Southerner has no use for an "R", except at the beginning of a word. - Mark Twain

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. - Mark Twain

It was ability that mattered, not disability, which is a word I'm not crazy about using. - Marlee Matlin

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown


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