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Dieters: A word to the wides is sufficient. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wouldn't let 'em get in a word wedgewise. - Archie Bunker

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

It was ability that mattered, not disability, which is a word I'm not crazy about using. - Marlee Matlin

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

The word 'hackathon' was born out of 'marathon' for a reason. It's exhausting. - Neil Blumenthal

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill requires only our silence; which costs us nothing. - John Tillotson

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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