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You cannot unsay a cruel word. - Unknown

Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Francis Bacon

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation. - George Bernard Shaw

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

If you won't give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise? - Samuel Goldwyn

Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

When I go from hence, let this be my parting word, that what I have seen is unsurpassable. - Rabindranath Tagore

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. - Mark Twain

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio


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