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Hear the meaning within the word. - William Shakespeare

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

A word too much always defeats its purpose. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, "I'm possible"! - Audrey Hepburn

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

I, schooled in misery, know many purifying rites, and I know where speech is proper and where silence. - Aeschylus

Always prefer the plain direct word to the long, vague one. Don't implement promises, but keep them. - C S Lewis

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown


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