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Burnt Beer

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Burnt Beer thanks to Keith Blake

Is your life the Schlitz?

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

It's better to burn out than fade away. - Neil Young

Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned. - Archie Bunker

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

A forgiveness ought to be like a canceled note, torn in two and burned up, so that it can never be shown against the man. - Henry Ward Beecher

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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