QuotaBillsPayday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
It's better to burn out than fade away. - Neil Young
Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned. - Archie Bunker
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa
I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon
The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell
Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell
Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe
Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope
If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz
Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix
"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster