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Burnt Beer

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Burnt Beer thanks to Keith Blake

Is your life the Schlitz?

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

It's better to burn out than fade away. - Neil Young

Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned. - Archie Bunker

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw


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