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Camouflage Practice thanks to Howard Chapman

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Never practice two vices at once. - Tallulah Bankhead

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Practice puts your brains in your muscles. - Sam Snead

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

If you practice hard, you can win every battle. - Manny Pacquiao

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Practice is a means of inviting the perfection desired. - Martha Graham

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

Oh, what a tangled web we weave
When first we practice to conceive. - Don Herold

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice. - Paul Harvey

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? - George Carlin

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Amateurs practice a shot until they make it. Pros practice it until they can't miss. - Unknown

The practice of forgiveness is our most important contribution to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Failure happens all the time. It happens every day in practice. What makes you better is how you react to it. - Mia Hamm

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol


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