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Camouflage Practice thanks to Howard Chapman

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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Never practice two vices at once. - Tallulah Bankhead

Practice puts your brains in your muscles. - Sam Snead

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

One cannot rest except after steady practice. - George Ade

If you practice hard, you can win every battle. - Manny Pacquiao

What is common sense isn't common practice. - Stephen Covey

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Practice is a means of inviting the perfection desired. - Martha Graham

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

In theory, practice and theory are the same. In practice they are not. - Yogi Berra

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive! - Walter Scott

Oh, what a tangled web we weave
When first we practice to conceive. - Don Herold

The more you practice what you know, the more shall you know what to practice. - W. Jenkin

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

The practice of forgiveness is our most important contribution to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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