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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The more I practice, the luckier I get. - Gary Player

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Practice puts your brains in your muscles. - Sam Snead

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

What is common sense isn't common practice. - Stephen Covey

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Practice is a means of inviting the perfection desired. - Martha Graham

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive! - Walter Scott

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Amateurs practice a shot until they make it. Pros practice it until they can't miss. - Unknown

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard

Moms are as relentless as the tides. They don't just drive us to practice, they drive us to greatness. - Steve Rushin

Failure happens all the time. It happens every day in practice. What makes you better is how you react to it. - Mia Hamm

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah


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