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Camouflage Practice thanks to Howard Chapman

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Practice puts your brains in your muscles. - Sam Snead

If you practice hard, you can win every battle. - Manny Pacquiao

What is common sense isn't common practice. - Stephen Covey

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Practice is a means of inviting the perfection desired. - Martha Graham

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. - Unknown

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not. - Albert Einstein

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

The more you practice what you know, the more shall you know what to practice. - W. Jenkin

Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice. - Paul Harvey

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

The practice of forgiveness is our most important contribution to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Moms are as relentless as the tides. They don't just drive us to practice, they drive us to greatness. - Steve Rushin

Failure happens all the time. It happens every day in practice. What makes you better is how you react to it. - Mia Hamm

Compassion is one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and long-term happiness to our lives. - Dalai Lama

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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