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Can We Play Now?

Throwing the ball with man's best friend

Can We Play Now? thanks to Keith Blake

The need for setting aside time for fun

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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I've never met a popcorn ball I didn't like. - Deb Caletti

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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