Can We Play Now?

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page