Can We Play Now?

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The ball doesn't know how old I am. - Martina Navratilova

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - Halford E Luccock

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash