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Can We Play Now?

Throwing the ball with man's best friend

Can We Play Now? thanks to Keith Blake

The need for setting aside time for fun

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The ball doesn't know how old I am. - Martina Navratilova

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I've never met a popcorn ball I didn't like. - Deb Caletti

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. - Lou Holtz

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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