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Can We Play Now?

Throwing the ball with man's best friend

Can We Play Now? thanks to Keith Blake

The need for setting aside time for fun

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I've never met a popcorn ball I didn't like. - Deb Caletti

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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