Canadian Hot

Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda