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Canadian Hot

What passes for hot coffee in Canada

Canadian Hot thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

In other words, a disclaimer notice on a hot coffee cup

Some like it hot, eh!
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Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown


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