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Canadian Hot

What passes for hot coffee in Canada

Canadian Hot thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

In other words, a disclaimer notice on a hot coffee cup

Some like it hot, eh!

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Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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