Canadian Tough

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo