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Canadian Tough

Some thought she was as cold as the weather outside

Canadian Tough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dressed for a warm winter's day in the Moistwest Territories

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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams


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