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Canadian Tough

Some thought she was as cold as the weather outside

Canadian Tough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dressed for a warm winter's day in the Moistwest Territories

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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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