Canadian Tough

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Anesthetic: The painkiller that crazy women refuse during labour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams