Canadian Tough

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel