Canadian Tough
Some thought she was as cold as the weather outside
Dressed for a warm winter's day in the Moistwest Territories
QuotaBillsCanada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood
Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray
Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier
Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker
I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears
A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx
Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble
Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey
A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown
The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb
I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot
A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing
Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev
Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning
Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir
She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld
I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel