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Canadian Tough

Some thought she was as cold as the weather outside

Canadian Tough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dressed for a warm winter's day in the Moistwest Territories

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain


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