Canadian Tough

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo