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You can't handle the truth. - Jack Nicholson

The things that courage can do. - James M Barrie

Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

A mind is a waist if it can't create. - Chris Brown

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it. - Chuck Noll

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade. - Leo Buscaglia

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun

Kindness can become its own motive. We are made kind by being kind. - Eric Hoffer

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

The greatest motivational act one person can do for another is to listen. - Roy E Moody

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

I've been around so long I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin. - Groucho Marx

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Whether you say, "I can" or "I can't," you're right either way. - Jordan Belfort

Live each day like it's your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night. - Jason Love

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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