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Waiting in line for the next food donation

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I think I can wipe out diabetes. - Robert Atkins

Nothing can make injustice just but mercy. - Robert Frost

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry. - George Ade

He just can't believe what's not happening to him. - David Coleman

She speaks five languages and can't act in any of them. - John Gielgud

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. - Unknown

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have. - James Baldwin

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do. - Freya Stark

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. - Herb Caen

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The ones who say you can't and you won't are probably the ones scared that you will. - Unknown

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - Martina Navratilova

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Earn all you can,
Spend all you can,
Save all you can,
But for heaven's sake,
Give all you can. - John Wesley

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


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