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Putting on a good face for an empty plate

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Waiting in line for the next food donation

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Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon. - Winnie the Pooh

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. - Mae West

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Go as far as you can see and you will see further. - Zig Ziglar

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

You can't have everything. Where would you put it? - Steven Wright

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right. - Mary Kay Ash

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

No matter what, no matter how, where or who - you can almost always turn around and get a second chance. - Unknown

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

The psychic task which a person can and must set for himself is not to feel secure, but to be able to tolerate insecurity. - Erich Fromm

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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