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How can I die? I'm booked. - George Burns

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If anything can go wrong, it will. - Murphy's Law

One can say everything best over a meal. - George Eliot

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it. - Chuck Noll

Only through practice can new ideas truly be evaluated. - Unknown

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Our problems are man-made; therefore, they can be solved by man. - John F Kennedy

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

I can no longer obey; I have tasted command, and I cannot give it up. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far. - Joel C Harris

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. - John Kenneth Galbraith

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better. - Maya Angelou

You can have 10,000 explanations for failure, but no good explanation for success. - Paulo Coelho

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

You are who you are, and nothing can change that. You're beautiful just as you are. - Karen Flaherty

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

Fatherhood is the best thing that could happen to me, and I'm just glad I can share my voice. - Dwayne Wade

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

One-half the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough. - Josh Billings

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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