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Putting on a good face for an empty plate

Canned Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Waiting in line for the next food donation

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Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. - Mae West

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Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

She speaks five languages and can't act in any of them. - John Gielgud

A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. - John Wooden

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

You can't give up! When you give up, you're like everybody else! - Chris Evert

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

There is no real excellence in all this world which can be separated from right living. - David Starr Jordan

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

If you can't do anything extraordinary, then do something ordinary extraordinarily well. - Unknown

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

Injustice alone can shake down the pillars of the skies, and restore the reign of Chaos and Night. - Horace Mann

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

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Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

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Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may occur to make you regret your premature action. - Aaron Burr

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If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live. - Lin Yutang

You can wipe out your opponents. But if you do it unjustly you become eligible for being wiped out yourself. - Ernest Hemingway

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

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Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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