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You can make anything by writing. - C S Lewis

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

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A mind is a waist if it can't create. - Chris Brown

Can you really forgive if you can't forget? - Sarah J Parker

If you don't throw it, they can't hit it. - Lefty Gomez

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

If you can't accept losing, you can't win. - Vince Lombardi

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal. - Charles E McKenzie

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

Get your facts first - then you can distort them as much as you please. - Mark Twain

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Happiness quite unshared can scarcely be called happiness; it has no taste. - Charlotte Bronte

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

A dead thing can go with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it. - G K Chesterton

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren

The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision something, you can do it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

If sometimes you can't hear me, (it's because I'm speaking in parentheses). - Steven Wright

You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. - Abraham Lincoln

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down. - Bede Jarrett

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

To be successful, you must accept all challenges that come your way. You can't just accept the ones you like. - Mike Gafka

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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