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Car Smile

Radiating happiness on a cold winter day

Car Smile thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Looking forward to a day of sunshine

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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Never regret anything that made you smile. - Mark Twain

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Sometimes it's better to be silent and smile. - Unknown

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley

One may smile and smile and smile. And be a villain. - William Shakespeare

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

Telling the truth and making someone cry is better than telling a lie and making someone smile. - Unknown

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Tennyson

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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