Car Smile

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite. - Buddy the Elf

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. - Mark Twain

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

The most destitute person in the world is the one without a smile. - Zig Ziglar

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. - Goldie Hawn

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner