Cat Bowls
Personal bowl of milk for the cat
What happens to cats that drink too much milk
QuotaBillsYou gotta be kitten me. - Unknown
Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it? - Josh Stern
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck
We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen