Cat Bowls
Personal bowl of milk for the cat
What happens to cats that drink too much milk
QuotaBillsLife is a bowl of pits. - Rodney Dangerfield
Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell
The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen