Cat Extension
Meet Houdini the cat
Chasing a feline shadow
QuotaBillsYou gotta be kitten me. - Unknown
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen