Cat Hat

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The cross comes before the crown, and tomorrow is a Monday morning. - C S Lewis

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Unless I understand the Cross, I cannot understand why my commitment to what is right must be precedence over what I prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson