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Vatican unveils latest canine papal hat

Cat Hat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Calling all CATholic cats to the conclave

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Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. - Dave Chappelle

In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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