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Vatican unveils latest canine papal hat

Cat Hat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Calling all CATholic cats to the conclave

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When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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