Cat Hat

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. - Dave Chappelle

In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain