Cat Hat

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor. - Andre Gide

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James