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Vatican unveils latest canine papal hat

Cat Hat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Calling all CATholic cats to the conclave

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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Walkie Talkie: What you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor. - Andre Gide

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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