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Centennial Puff

Lighting the candles at your own 100th Birthday Party

Centennial Puff thanks to Mike King

Still going strong when you're past 100 years young

Unhealthy lifestyles with unlikely life expectation
Growing old ... Q: who wants to live past 100?
A: Someone who is 99

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smoking won't send you to hell; it'll just make it like you've been there. - Phil Callaway

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato


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