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Centennial Puff

Lighting the candles at your own 100th Birthday Party

Centennial Puff thanks to Mike King

Still going strong when you're past 100 years young

Unhealthy lifestyles with unlikely life expectation
Growing old ... Q: who wants to live past 100?
A: Someone who is 99
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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan


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