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Centennial Puff

Lighting the candles at your own 100th Birthday Party

Centennial Puff thanks to Mike King

Still going strong when you're past 100 years young

Unhealthy lifestyles with unlikely life expectation
Growing old ... Q: who wants to live past 100?
A: Someone who is 99
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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Old age takes away what we've inherited and gives us what we've earned. - Gerald Brenan

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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