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Challenge Accepted

Who can last the longest in the bathroom?

Challenge Accepted thanks to Howard Chapman

When you're two sheets to the wind

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Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

It can't be epic if there's no challenge to it. - Jennifer E Smith

Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits. - Unknown

A challenge only becomes an obstacle when you bow to it. - Ray Davis

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. - Criss Jami

Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it. - Henry S. Haskins

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you’ll find is that you can overcome anything. - Unknown

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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