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Child Memories

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Child Memories thanks to Barry McCartney

Making memories with the children

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Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Memories happen when we least expect them. - Jose Chaves

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Status Quo: Latin for 'the mess we're in.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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