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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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