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Child Mouth Full

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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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