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Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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