Child Mouth Full

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Hawaiian Punch: What you get when you mouth off to a Polynesian - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. - Al Bernstein

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry