Child Mouth Full

Youth has no age. - Pablo Picasso

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Juvenile Delinquents: Other people's children - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert H Asquith

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller