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I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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