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Child Mouth Full

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Youth has no age. - Pablo Picasso

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. - Epictetus

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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