Child Mouth Full

Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. - William Shakespeare

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller