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Child Tax Lesson

Early financial lessons that are hard to swallow

Child Tax Lesson thanks to Howard Chapman

How to teach your children about tax

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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