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Child Tax Lesson

Early financial lessons that are hard to swallow

Child Tax Lesson thanks to Howard Chapman

How to teach your children about tax

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

No taxation without representation. - Unknown

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

Taxation without representation is tyranny. - James Otis

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar


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