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Child Tax Lesson

Early financial lessons that are hard to swallow

Child Tax Lesson thanks to Howard Chapman

How to teach your children about tax

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

How much money is enough? - Talmud

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. - Charles Kettering

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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