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Child Tax Lesson

Early financial lessons that are hard to swallow

Child Tax Lesson thanks to Howard Chapman

How to teach your children about tax

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

No taxation without representation. - Unknown

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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