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China Road Load

Chinese peasant with a load on his mind

China Road Load thanks to Roy Turkington

Going home with a load of sweet wheat

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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