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China Road Load

Chinese peasant with a load on his mind

China Road Load thanks to Roy Turkington

Going home with a load of sweet wheat

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The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

I've always hated the idea of carrying grudges and resentments around like a load of mouldy suitcases. - Victoria C Mitchell

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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