Chinese Cooking

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey