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Military food preparation in North Korea

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Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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