Chinese Cooking
Chinese food recipes for the microwave
Military food preparation in North Korea
QuotaBillsGlass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef
Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre
Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray
Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly
It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams