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Christmas Dinner Made Easy

Christmas recipes stuffed with good ideas

Christmas Dinner Made Easy thanks to Barry McCartney

Everything you need for Christmas Tinner

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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