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Christmas Dinner Made Easy

Christmas recipes stuffed with good ideas

Christmas Dinner Made Easy thanks to Barry McCartney

Everything you need for Christmas Tinner

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I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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