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Christmas Dinner Made Easy

Christmas recipes stuffed with good ideas

Christmas Dinner Made Easy thanks to Barry McCartney

Everything you need for Christmas Tinner

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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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