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Christmas Double Shift

You know the economy is bad when even the big guy has to work two jobs

Christmas Double Shift thanks to Keith Blake

Working overtime on Christmas Day to pay the bills

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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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