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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. - Ambrose Bierce

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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