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Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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