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Why handwriting may soon be a thing of the past

Class Notes thanks to Howard Chapman

Today's method of taking notes in class

Class Notes thanks to Howard Chapman

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We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. - Mark Twain

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I would rather write 10,000 notes than a single letter of the alphabet. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

Observant: What a biology teacher tells you to do when out looking for bugs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. - Flannery O'Connor

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

You can listen to silence and learn from it. It has a quality and a dimension all its own. - Chaim Potok

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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