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Why handwriting may soon be a thing of the past

Class Notes thanks to Howard Chapman

Today's method of taking notes in class

Class Notes thanks to Howard Chapman

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To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

o be a good loser is to learn how to win. - Carl Sandburg

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble. - Shah Rukh Khan

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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