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The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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