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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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