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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

Good leaders were once good followers. - Unknown

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Great leaders are not defined by the absence of weakness, but rather by the presence of clear strengths. - John Zenger

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

Becoming a leader is synonymous with becoming yourself. It is precisely that simple and it is also that difficult. - Warren Bennis

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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