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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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