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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Call others into leadership with you. - Jacobia Solomon

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Becoming a leader is synonymous with becoming yourself. It is precisely that simple and it is also that difficult. - Warren Bennis

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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