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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell


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