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There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Leaders lead by telling stories that give others permission to lead, not follow. - Michael Margolis

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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