QuotaBillsCuriosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright
Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek
Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV
I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln
You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda