QuotaBillsLet sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda