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Coffee Steps thanks to Howard Chapman

Measuring the effects of coffee on pets

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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