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Colgate Advertising Campaign

Can you spot the spot that needs attention?

Colgate has created a very ingenious advertising campaign to promote their dental floss...
Colgate Advertising Campaign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Promoting dental floss with strings attached

Colgate Advertising Campaign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Colgate Advertising Campaign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Now that you’ve had time to observe the images, in the first one you’ll notice that she has one finger too many in her hand. In the second one, a phantom arm is floating above his shoulder, and in the third one the man has only one ear. The campaign attained its purpose, because it proved that food that remains on your teeth draws more attention than any physical defect...

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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown

Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz


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