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Colgate Advertising Campaign

Can you spot the spot that needs attention?

Colgate has created a very ingenious advertising campaign to promote their dental floss...
Colgate Advertising Campaign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Promoting dental floss with strings attached

Colgate Advertising Campaign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Colgate Advertising Campaign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Now that you’ve had time to observe the images, in the first one you’ll notice that she has one finger too many in her hand. In the second one, a phantom arm is floating above his shoulder, and in the third one the man has only one ear. The campaign attained its purpose, because it proved that food that remains on your teeth draws more attention than any physical defect...

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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
is dental. - Ogden Nash

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle


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