Colgate Advertising Campaign

Floss like a boss! - Unknown

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
is dental. - Ogden Nash

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle